Intro: D-A-G-Gm Verse: D A I am the toughest f**king ninja G Gm That you've ever seen D I killed a king A GGm And changed the course of European history D But that's all in the past A I am changing fast G I'm switching up my stance Gm Cause I just wanna G I just wanna dance! Chorus: BFC G Look at me I'm dancing! BFC G Son of a b**ch I'm dancing! BFC F# Watch me go! Watch me go! 2nd Intro: D-A-G-Gm D A I've banged a thousand hotter girls G Gm Than the hottest girl you've ever seen D A I'll ninja-thrust and take you to orgasmic places G Gm You have never been D But I don't want romance A Or any dalliance G So button up your pants Gm Cause I just wanna G I just wanna dance! Chorus: BFC G You gotta believe I'm dancing BFC G Jesus the Christ I'm dancing! BFC F# You now believe in God! D ... ::single tear::