Am This guy plays football F G But I once won the whole super bowl by myself Am This guy is a weightlifter F G But I can bench an entire continental shelf Am That dude is a scientist F G But I already cured all diseases last week Am And if that's not enough lemme ask F G When was the last time one of these dicks killed a motherf**kin' mythical beast? (CHORUS) F C G Oh yeah, I will rock your world Am Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! F C G I shall now expose my chest Am Don't act like you're not impressed F C G How hard did I just seal the deal Am A# With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal F E And my story that's so very totally real Am I rode up to the mountaintop F G It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air Am Til I found the Dragon's cave F G And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears Am The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell F G And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch Am Then I swung my horse like a club F G And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun (2nd CHORUS) F C G Oh yeah, you are now in love Am With both my dragon slaying nuts F C G I killed a demon with these hands G Did I say I'm also in a band? F C G In case you might need more proof Am A# I brought the dragon right to you Ooh! it's the one that I slew F E He'll attest that my story is totally true. Am Dragon dance! Am F I am a dragon! G E Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit (3rd CHORUS) F C G Girl let's go back to my place Am Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space F C G Can you guess what's coming next? Am Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex F C G This is the best day of your life Am A# You'll be my dragon slayer wife All right! Now it's time to decide F E Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?