Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing
Intro: D, A, G, G x 2
DAG
He's the wasp in the jam, he's the dad at the party
DAG
The trash in the beauty spot
DAG
He's the cloud in the sky, he's the fly in the ointment
DAG
The nail in the parking lot
GDAG
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass
GDAG
Feel sorry for the bug, the one that's up his ass
GDAG
We're pulling out the plug, we're turning on the gas
A
We're turning on the gas
BmGDEm7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
AGDEm
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
DG
Yeah he don't like dancing
DAG
He's the frog in the throat, he's the spot on the forehead
DAG
The crack in the window pane
DAG
He's the leak in the boat, he's the weed in the rosebed
DAG
The truck in the outside lane
GDAG
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
GDAG
Then sing a happy song yeah, really p**s him off
GDAG
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
A
It won't be good enough
BmGDEm7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
AGDEm
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
BmGDEm
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 2
D, A, G, G x 2
GDAG
So chuck it and run, he'll only make you mad
GDAG
Just go and have some fun, the best you've ever had
GDAG
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
A
Please don't let me get like that"
Instr: Bm, G, D, Em7, A, G,
D, Em
BmGDEm7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
AGDEm
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
BmGDEm
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
Instr: A, Asus4 x 3
c, F (repeat to fade)