Tuning: Standard G What do you give someone Bm Em C Who's already got one of everything you thought would be the perfect Em C G C D Accoutrement to their unnerving temperament? G CG Attention G Bm What could a lowly peasant being like myself Em C Offer a perfect pleasant savior of humanity Em C G D The redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies? G G/Bs4 Attention C D Em Just one more resounding stab at all the others D You've almost blown your cover C But your traps don't stick D One more bottle should do the trick Em D Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip C D You found no escape route G G/F Em C But I know you well enough to hate you now Am/C It's too bad you haven't figured that out G-C-D-C G What do you call someone Bm Em C Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody Em C G D As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan? G C An a**hole G With an iPhone G Bm I'll admit, I'm in the same boat Em Caught between my adolescent safety net C G And where the world wants me to be Asus4 But I never use that as an excuse Em C To treat my friends the way that you treat me E-E-CEb E-D-G-Asus4 D (quick) C5 - D5 - C5 - D5 - C5 - D5 - Eb5 - E5 - F5 - F#5 (etc) ^(this is done quickly just strum fast, while moving your fingers up the neck) C D Em Just one more distorted, sad attempt at humor D C From the jagged, bleeding tumor in our throat D Em Malignance at best, and quick to address yourself D C As anything other than what we've learned to expect D (Dead Strum) The patron saint of Good God Damn G G/F Em I'll kick myself to sleep C Cm Before I shake that grimy, dirty, crusted, arrogant hand G So please leave my house