Capo 4th C G I'm dirty Susanna Fm I've got problems with grammar C G So boy where's your manners Fm Come buy me a slammer Am F X2 Am She said how you doing F Welcome to Canning Town Am I ain't got much money And I talk real funny F Now let me in the back of your van Am Now then I've had a couple of drinks F But you look a bit of alright Am and I put your bands sticker on me primark knickers F and I think that might have broken the ice Am And she told me her brother was a thief F A dead cockney for knocking out coppers teeth Am Her mum stayed home washing all the pots and pans F And when her old man came home he knocked her round Am And she told me her mother was on meph F Her daddy used to run with the ICF Am F I like getting out now then to catch a breath and meet a bloke or two Fm And thats when she said C G I'm dirty Suzanna Am I've got problems with grammar Fm Some say it's my stammer C But it's not not my fault G So boy where's your manners Am Come buy me a slammer Fm And you'll get laid C And I will call you Dave G Am Yeah I will call you Dave F C Even though your name is Steve Am She said that her last fella F He was a proper upmarket guy Am Said he took her to the races F And all the nice places like Nandos and TGI Am She reached for her sambucca F As I notice her tatoo Am It was a love heart with Steve It was written down her sleeve F Yeah my last bloke was called Dave too Am She told me she stuggled with her speech F And ducked a lot of school to go hang out on the street Am She tried so hard even *spoke of therapy* F No matter what she tried said it never worked for me Am She told me she never had no friends F But made a few aquaintances by opening her legs Am F I think you and me we could probably go the length and have a sprog or two Fm And that's when she said C G I'm dirty Suzanna Am I've got problems with grammar Fm Some say it's my stammer C But it's not not my fault G So boy where's your manners Am Come buy me a slammer Fm And you'll get laid C And I will call you Dave G Am Yeah I will call you Dave Fm C Even though your name is Steve C, G, Am, Fm C She said lets go out G Lets go out to the cinema Am There's a Vue in Beckton or Dagenham Fm And it really ain't that far C You can bring the big van G I'll bring the condoms and we can Am Fuck all through the night Fm That's why they call me dirty Suzanne C And if I should have a baby G We'll get a council flat Am Or maybe get a council house Fm Nah, you need three kids for that C G You can take me shopping to Lakeside if we're flash Am And we'll have all we need Fm Child Benefits and that C I'm dirty Suzanna G Am I've got problems with grammar Fm Some say it's my stammer Fm But it's not not my fault C G I'm dirty Suzanna Am I've got problems with grammer Fm Some say it's my stammer C But it's not not my fault G So boy where's your manners Am Come buy me a slammer Fm And you'll get laid C And I will call you Dave G Am Yeah I will call you Dave F C Even though your name is Steve