Key of G. Fast Tempo Note: For a more authentic sound, substitute all chords for power chords. Verse one: D President's bullet-ridden body in the street C F D Ride, Johnny ride (D) Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete C F D Ride, Johnny ride (D) Johnny's wife is floundering, Johnny's wife is scared C F D Run, Jackie run Chorus: (D) Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead C Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head A# C Texas is the reason that the president's dead D You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck Verse two: D President's bullet-ridden body in the street C F D Ride, Johnny ride (D) Kennedy's shattered head hits concrete C F D Ride, Johnny ride Chorus: (D) Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead C Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head A# C Texas is the reason that the president's dead D You gotta suck, suck, Jackie suck Bridge: D G Arise Jackie O D G Jonathon of Kennedy D G Well, arise and be shot down D G The dirt's gonna be your dessert D G My cum be your life source D G And the only way to get it D G Is to suck or f**k D G Or be poor and devoid D G And masturbate me D G masturbate me D G Then slurp it from your palm D G Like a dry desert soaking up rain D G Soaking up sun D G Like a dry desert soaking up rain D G Soaking up sun Outro: (Instrumental Verse) D CFD (Repeat twice)