Intro: Am-- x3 then Am--F-G-Am--C-G/B- x2 Verse 1: Am Dm I dress up in jackboots C G and shirts colored brown Am Dm I don't kiss up but love Am Am kicking down I've got no Dm C education but Jimmie is G Am good I love Scrooge but Dm Am I hate Robin Hood Chorus 1: F Cause I'm an egocentric C G man I've got a little Am narcissistic plan So F if you ever need a C helping hand I don't E/G# give a damn I am E/G#(Hold) Am F G Am C G/B x2 an egocentric man Verse 2: Am Dm I sure do like country C G but Guthrie was wrong Am It's only my land and F Am for me to belong My Am Dm house should have been C the last one here to G Am be built I was naturally Dm Am born free from guilt Chorus 2: F Cause I'm an egocentric C G man I've got a little Am narcissistic plan So F if you ever need a C helping hand I don't E/G# give a damn I am E/G#(Hold) an egocentric man Interlude: Am--Dm--G--Am-G- x2 Chorus 3: F Yeah I'm an egocentric C G man I've got a little Am narcissistic plan F Yeah I'm an egocentric C man And this will G Am never be your land F if you ever need a C helping hand I don't E/G# give a damn I am E/G# Am Am an egocentric man C G/B Am G/B an egocentric man Am--F-G-Am--C-G/B- x2 Am(hold)