Verse F It's an age-old conversation F That is changing with the times F But it's oh so complicated C F If your mother is like mine Bridge C F F7 A# All that she wants are the stars and the moon C F F7 A# A son with a wife in a big living room Chorus F C All she wants C Gm Is another little special arrangement C A peculiar engagement F Get a trophy wife that's respectable Dm To avoid any spectacle Dm Gm It's another simple solution C For my mother's delusion F Get her some adorable pictures done Dm For her mother in Lebanon Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm F Is another son Verse F To be clear I'm not a hater F And my wife I like her too F Let's be honest with each other F C F There're some things we always knew Bridge C F F7 A# All that she wants are the stars and the moon C F F7 A# A son with a wife in a big silver spoon Chorus F C All she wants C Gm Is another little special arrangement C A peculiar engagement F Social standing is stable Dm But no kids on the table Dm Gm Just a little harmless diversion C An acceptable person F But I know my heart is in peril Dm Made a deal with the devil Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm F Is another son Verse F Gm Oh it seems I was mistaken C Heaven knows just what I've done F All these hateful conversations Dm F Aren't helping anyone F Gm My dear wife, I have to leave you C There is nothing you can say F You can keep the house without me Dm You'll be better off this way Outro Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm Gm C All that she wants C F Dm All that she wants Dm F Is another son