Intro AACACA Pre-chorus G D A O, Goddess I love you true G D A I'll do anything you want me to G F But why? Why? Chorus A A Dick for brains, dick for brains C A Why am I your dick for brains? C A You know it drives me so insane G A You know how I love your power G A I crave your golden shower G F But why? Why? Chorus A A Am I dick for brains, dick for brains C A You know you drive me so insane C A We're not sure who's to blame G A You know how I try to please G A Got carpet burns on my knees G F Why? Why? Chorus A A Dick for brains, dick for brains C A Why am I your dick for brains? C A You know it drives me so insane G A You know I love it when you treat me cruel G A Let me have the whole damn rule G F Why? Why? Chorus A A Dick for brains, dick for brains C A Why am I your dick for brains? C A You know it drives me so insane G A I'm your maid and your chauffeur too G A Why do I feel so black and blue? G F But why? Why? Chorus A A Dick for brains, dick for brains C A Not a woman with a clit for brains C A You know it drives me so insane G A You know I love you it's true G A Do anything you want me to G F But why? Why? Outro A A Dick for brains, dick for brains C A Why am I your dick for brains?