Capo 3 Intro F C G C (x2) Verse 1 F C I owe thirty-five dollars to the library G C At Humboldt State University F C But I dropped out fifteen years ago G Bb C And I never paid it and I'm still not gonna F C I never got my report card G C But I didn't go to class and I didn't work hard F C So I didn't wanna know how bad I did G Bb C But I know I never made the dean's list Chorus Am E And college is a waste of time F C If you wanna be a baker or a candlestick maker Am E You still have to wait in line F G At the bank drive through and the train tracks too F C Behind people like me with no degree G C 'Cause I know the conductor and he knows me F C You might have a nicer car, but I've traveled pretty far G Bb C And all I have is an old guitar Bridge F C G C (x2) Verse 2 F C Forty bucks for a bag of weed G C In the summer nineteen ninety three F C Forty dollars is all I have G Bb C And it isn't mine, it belongs to my parents F C Oh, five hundred points for a roll of cookie dough G C In the cafeteria they got sloppy joes F C And the sloppy joes cost three points G Bb C I won't eat in the spring but hey, cookie dough Chrous Am E And college is a waste of time F C If you wanna be a diver or a big rig driver Am E You still have to go to the store F G And share the road with a wide load F C Who's taking up all three lanes G C And you can't get around him it's a big pain F C And the driver hasn't slept in three whole days G C But he knows one thing and that's freeways F C He's got a Gatorade bottle where he goes pee G Bb C And you're behind him with your college degree Verse 3/Outro F C I owe thirty-five dollars to the library G C At Humboldt State University F C But I dropped out fifteen years ago G Bb C So I never paid it and I'm still not gonna..