Tuesday morning sports page, I've got coffee in my cup A smile creeps across my face, the Braves beat the Cubs Bb I HATE CHICAGO! F I'm changing planes in Dallas I?m not going through O'Hare It's a thousand dollars more I know, but I don't really care Bb I HATE CHICAGO! C F Bb Sara told me that she only C F Bb Needed space to think things out C F Bb Then she met some guy named Tony F Bb C Guess where they live now?? YOU GUESS? F I hear the food is great, I hear the summer sure is nice It's beautiful at Christmas, there's three more reasons why Bb I HATE CHICAGO! F From their WGN station to their seven feet of snow The rock band in the '80's to the Oprah Winfrey show Bb I HATE CHICAGO! C F Bb Sara told me that she only C F Bb Needed space to think things out C F Bb Then she met some guy named Tony F Bb C Guess where they live now?.. CHICAGO! (Bridge) Sara used to talk about How one day we would settle down Find ourselves a little farmhouse On the outskirts of a small town (NC Drums Only) Then she told me that she only Needed space to think things out C F Bb Then she met some guy named Tony F Bb C Guess where they live now?.YOU GUESSED IT! That's right I HATE CHICAGO! I HATE CHICAGO! Man, I HATE CHICAGO!