(Intro) | (Em) | (Em) | (Em) | (Em) Come on boys | (Am) | (Am) | Em Well, I've worn my lame excuses out G Am Can't blame nobody else for how trouble always finds me Em And my mama swears she raised me right G Am But even now she's up at night and she's worried all about me Bm Bb Am Bb She sent me to a shrink and all that he had to say Bm Bb Am Was sorry son you ain't gonna change (Chorus) Em I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys Am Bm I'll ride anythin' that's too fast Em G I'm a messed up mother, different southern Am Bm Redneck with both feet on the gas A Well, it's just the way God made me G F# G A D Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice G Am G D/F# Em I'm just a cra- zy white boy (Em) | (Am) | (Am) | Em Well, I like to do it in the mud Em Got thirty inches on my truck and a cooler in my bed Bm Bb Am Bb And I still like Van Halen but with David Lee Roth Bm Bb Am And black lab fishin' still gets me, oh (Chorus) Em I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys Am Bm I'll ride anythin' that's too fast Em G I'm a messed up mother, different southern Am Bm Redneck with both feet on the gas A It's just the way God made me G F# G A D Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice G Am G D/F# Em I'm just a cra- zy white boy (Em) | (Am) | (Am) Bm Bb Am Em I took a long hard look inside my- self and I found Bm Bb Am There just ain't no way around Edim I'm a finger lickin', guitar pickin' son of the south Em I'm just a crazy white boy, I like my wild toys Am Bm I'll ride anything that's too fast Em G I'm a messed mother, different southern Am Bm Redneck with both feet on the gas A Well, it's just the way God made me G F# G A D Mama, sorry I ain't got no choice G Am G D/F# Em I'm just a cra- zy white boy Am Oh, yes I am Em Just a crazy white boy, oh! Am Em Aah, just a crazy white boy