A E Another stupid Saturday the conversation starts to slur D A And some sasquatch Wookie-boner spilled his Mad Dog down my shirt A E There's a party-thumpin'-booty-humpin' music wagon in my head D A My friends passed out or disappeared all leaving me banana-red D A E D When what to my wandering eyes should appear D A E I feel like Elliot when ET drank the beer A D E Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue A D E A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo F# E D B F# E D A I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon F# E D B With glitter in the air it's so easy to see B D That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me A E Woah, Woah (end on A, lead into next verse) ( Tab from: https://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/l/ludo/saturday_night_thunderbolt_crd.html ) A E The world's on pause all Newton's laws suspended on account of her D A She's like legato glowing purple while staccatos beating in my shirt A E What should I do, what should I say, OK I can't say that, but oh my god D A I've been struck down from outer space and thunderbolted to the spot D A E D When what to my wandering eyes should appear D A E Is she really coming toward me for a beer? A D E Knock me down, her hair is brown, her eyes are big and blue A D E A thunderbolt that turned this mad dog to a puppy at a petting zoo F# E D B F# E D A I'm in love with the girl in the other room, ten feet away but I hit the moon F# E D B With glitter in the air it's so easy to see B D That she's gotta marry someone and it might be me That's basically it! You can figure the rest of the song from there.