Intro: C G F C G F I'm watching Kevin Arnold's Wonder Years C G F C Tearfully nostalgic for them days back in '69 C G Am F C When the world was all just me and Paul playing football in the street C G F And Winnie Cooper was my love C G F I'm watching Jerry Springer make me sick C G F As America is throwing chairs again and I'm sitting in mine C G Am It was you and me versus crappy T.V. F C Apathetic together and glued to the screen C G F Am Just wasting each other's time, alone with you G F Am C G F I feel my world is starving, there's a metric ton of Easy Mac in my soul Am G F Oooo, you know it's not The Matrix Am C G C That's a movie and this is life we're wasting here C Am G F Do you remember the day I asked you to be mine C Am G F Fifteen years old, oh god I ached for you C Am G F And I remember the way the sun looked on your hair C Am G All that honey-colored air F G F C F Okay, let's not be weird (play C G F), not be weird C G F I'm watching Kevin Arnold's Wonder Years C G F Squandering my wonder years away as the credits roll by C G Am This isn't my life, that wasn't my day F C Nor was Daniel Stern dictating what I should say C G F Am I've been waiting for my line, God I feel so far away G F Am C G F I feel my world is starving, there's a metric ton of Easy Mac in my soul Am G F Oooo, you know it's not The Matrix Am C G C That's a movie and this is life we're wasting here C Am G F Do you remember the day I asked you to be mine C Am G F Fifteen years old, oh god I ached for you C Am G F And I remember the way the sun looked on your hair C Am G All that honey-colored air F G F Okay, I swear it's not too late to jump out of planes F G And go soaring against the sky F G Am I don't know why it's cool to be anti-everything G F When everything has left us here F G Am G F Where everyday is so unclean, a Jell-O mold of mud and beer F G Am G F I want to take you way back where the sun was honey in the air F G Am G F Let's hurry up and leave today before we both just slip away F G It'll be okay