C C7 When a man has a dog in the city... then the man needs to walk in the park F C Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark G7 C Living in the city, man living with a dog C C7 And a man has to carry him a plastic bag on his person at all times F C When a dog dumps on a sidewalk, walkin away is a crime G7 C Living in the city, man walkin' with a dog C C7 A man likes livin' in the city ... but a man has to find some work F C Walkin' with a dog is a kind of a job, make you feel like a fool and a jerk G7 C Living in the city, workin' like a dog (work out) Instrumental (C C7 F C G7 C) C C7 Dog likes living in the city..., in the city there's a lot of other mutts F C Checkin' in front, checkin' in back, no ifs, no ands, just butts G7 C Living in the city, dog checkin' out a dog C C7 (Spoken)It's a pretty good way to meet a woman, if a woman is walking a dog F C Just say, what's her name, how old is she, Its easy like rolling off a log, G7 C Checkin' out a woman, man acting like a dog C C7 When a man has a fight with a woman, then the man needs to go for a walk F C Walking with a dog is easy, he listens he don't talk G7 C Talkin' to the dog (talk to me?) Instrumental (C C7 F C G7 C) C C7 Walking with dog in the winter in the wind in the rain and the snow is a drag F C Its hard as hell to keep a cigarette lit and get the sh*t in the plastic bag G7 C Living in the city, man walking with a dog C C7 When a man has a dog in the city ... (very long pause with harmonies) the man needs to walk in the park F C Take a little stroll by the riverside, smoke a cigarette there in the dark G7 C Living in the city, man living with a dog