Intro F# Verse Bm F# I ain't no Christian or no born again saint G F# I ain't no cowboy or Marxist D.A Bm F# I ain't no criminal or Reverend Cripple from the right G A I am just your average guy, trying to do what's right Chorus D I'm just your average guy G An average guy D I am just your average guy G F# I'm just an average guy Verse Bm F# Average guy, I'm just your average guy G F# I'm average looking and I'm average inside Bm F# I'm an average lover and I live in an average place G A You wouldn't know me if you met me face to face Chorus D I'm just your average guy G An average guy D I am just your average guy G F# I'm just an average guy Verse Bm F# I worry about money and taxes and such G F# I worry that my liver's big and it hurts to the touch Bm I worry about my health and bowels Bm F# And the crime waves in the street G I'm really just your average guy A Trying to stand on his own two feet Chorus D I'm just your average guy G An average guy D I am just your average guy G F# I'm just an average guy Verse Bm F# Average looks, average taste G F# Average height, an average waist Bm F# Average in everything I do G A My temperature is 98.2 Chorus D I'm just your average guy G An average guy D I am just your average guy G F# I'm just an average guy