A S S H O L E INTRO: D# B C# G# D# B C# G# G F# X4 D D# I heard a tree. E F It was talking to me. F D# F G A# A# It said "You are an asshole." D D# A honey bee E F Went buzzing by me. F D# F G A# A# It said "You're such an asshole." D# I've experienced such strange phenomena F since I left my sweet Marie. D# I left her to see the world F now the whole world is mad at me! D D# I caught a fish. E F The fish was pissed F D# F G A# A# "I been caught by an asshole!" D D# A threw it back E F and a seagull crapped F D# F G A# A# "For you are an asshole!" D# I've experienced such weird phenomena F since I left you my Marie D# I walked away from your sweet sweet love F now the whole world is through with me BRIDGE: D# B C# G# G# D# B C# G# G F# X2 () SOLO: D# D E F D# F G A# D# F G A# X2 D# I've experienced such odd phenomena F since you left me my Marie D# The whole world can call me what it wants F if you just come back to me D D# My Marie! E F I need you sweet Marie: D D# You're still an asshole E F I'm on my knees, my Marie: D D# You're still an asshole end: D# B C# G# chord by Damiano Fassari