BLACK VELVETEEN Tuning standard INTRO: F F Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine F Eb F Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream F Eb F Ready to please, free from disease, she's waiting on her knees F E F It's not a sin, titanium skin, just take her for a spin F Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine F Eb F Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream F Eb F Nice piece of kit, electronic clit, just sit down for a fit F Eb Ready to trip, a guaranteed hit, she's all you ever wished C# Eb F Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes C# Eb F Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France C# Eb Bb Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens C# Eb F Bb Black velveteen always is ready to dance Bb She's ready to... Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens Black velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah) She's ready to... Black velveteen don't give a damn, she'll do dishes Black velveteen knows all the night spots in France Black velveteen's cat smells like strawberry kittens (oooh yeah yeah) Black velveteen always is ready to dance (yeah yeah yeah yeah) She's ready to... Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream F Black velveteen, simple and clean, oh what a bad machine F Eb Fb Black velveteen, supple and lean, the 21st century dream