I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com. _____________________ Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish. VERSE (type 1): Gm Bb One cold December night back in 1984 Cm Eb D A scientist had found himself upon the dance floor Gm Bb He started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans Cm Eb D G At first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/l/lemon_demon/dance_like_an_idiot_crd.html ) VERSE (type 2): Gm Bb F Well I know its not generally considered very cool Gm Bb F To dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool Cm Eb D GFb But now thats just a guideline, not a rule CHORUS: G Bb C So get off the wall, stand proud and tall Eb D Get out there and dance like an idiot G Bb C You know its all good, so rock the neighborhood Eb D Get out there and dance like an idiot G Bb F (x2) (INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)