Intro: A-C E-G-C-D Verse 1 Am7 I woke up this morning C Em Didn't recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, 'Oh silly me, that's just me' Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C D Am7 Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom Chorus C I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em D Then Saturday came around and I said "Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?" C-Am7 E-G-C-D Bridge C Am All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like Em G All I want is to just have fun C D Live my life like a son of a gun C Am Em D I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say Verse 2 Am7 Then I woke up one morning C Em Didn't recognize the man in the mirror G C D Then I laughed and I said, 'Oh silly me, that's just me' Am7 C Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair Em D Never was my style Chorus Am7 C But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em G Then Saturday came around and I said 'Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?' C D Am7 Dm But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin Solo on the verse chords: Am7 - C - Em - G - C - D x 2 Bridge C Am All he ever wanted was to be a man Em G C D But he was always a little too cute to be a minute under marbles lost C Am Em D He was always a thousand miles away while still standing in front of your face Verse 3 Am7 Then he woke up this morning C Em Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror G C D Then laughed and said, 'Oh silly me, that's just me' Am7 C Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth Em G But they were my teeth, and I was weightless C D Am7 Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom Chorus C But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean Em G C D Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Am7 C Em G Then Saturday came around and I said 'Who's this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?' C D Am7 Dm But he was sporting all my clothes, I gotta say pretty pimpin Am7 C Em GCD I woke up this morning, didn't recognize the boy in the mirror x6