Verse 1) Bm G D Dumb surfer is giving me his cash Won a bet for fifty and now I need a slash D Man this band that's playing, is playing f**king trash Bm Em Skunk and onion gravy, as my brain's potato mash Bm Em He came across the back of a bureaucratic stash Bm G Shot the lot for credit and never got it back D G He's mashed, I'm mashed, we're mashed N.C. That cat got slashed in half like that Bm As venus completes orbit, I??m feeling slightly mashed D G The stir fry didn??t absorb it, I need another slash D Gm She spoke in English, it was low lit where we sat Bm G Remembering her face but that??s the end of that Bm Em I??m a step from madness as I puke on pavement slabs D G Got a bit embarrassed, need to get back to the lab D Gm In the depths of traffic, I was feeling like we crashed Bm With a girl from Slovak in a European cab Bm Em From a set of habits, I can see momentums mashed D G If we were commuting, this train would f**king crash D Now my brain's diluting with blame and guilt and hash Bm G Em Getting lashed, getting lashed by all of the gods Bm G D Bm G D By all of the gods, by all of the gods (Verse 2) D As my brain's diluting, I suffer from whiplash Gm D This girl's now screaming, I think we've gone and crashed F#m The driver??s speaking and the car is still intact Bm It was only minor, well that's the end of that G Em D Girl, that??s the end of that as I know D Bm Girl, some things you don??t know (Outro) Bm D Dumb surfer, don't suffer D Bm Dumb surfer, don't suffer Bm D Dumb surfer, don't suffer D Bm Dumb surfer, don't suffer Bm G D Ay, some things won??t change for a while Keep me, keep me as the villain G Bm But my prayer, you don't own