Capo on fret 5
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intro :
GECDDmEmCD
Since you've been gone I feel so much better
EmCD
Cause I saw how mean you could be
EmCD
I used to want some explanation
EmCD
Now all I want is my Patsy Cline CD
CD
How I've waited for today
CAmD
When I could finally say
Chorus:
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
GA
You are such a jerk
GEm
There are other words
CCmD
But they just don't work
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GECDDmEmCD
Sometimes I wish I'd mailed you that letter
EmCD
That said the things I dare not say
EmCD
Instead I set the thing on fire
EmCD
I had to say this outloud anyway
CD
I'm so glad I found the nerve
CAmD
To say what you deserve
Chorus:
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
GA
You are such a jerk
GEm
There are other words
CCmD
But they just don't work
C
They try to be so cool
C
Insult you like a fool
D
Never take your call when you're nobody at all
DC
Until you're somebody and then they want to be your friend
D
How come jerks don't know they're jerks
(I don't know)
EmCD
So next time someone makes you feel little
EmCD
Just sing this song inside your head
EmCD
And like a great big cartoon bubble
EmCD
These lovely words will dance above their head
CD
How I've waited for today
CAmD
When I could finally say
G
You jerk
Em
You jerk
GA
You are such a jerk
GEm
There are other words
CCmD
But they just don't work
Repeat Chorus 2x