B. F. D. ------------------------ Written by Don Henry and Craig Carothers Performed by Kathy Mattea on "The Innocent Years" Submitted by Ken Arnold Intro: G G D7 D7 G G G D7 It ain't his fault that she went A. W. O. L. G Cause he tried everything from A to Z D7 Now it's J & B, M & M's and K. F. C. G G7 Tryin' hard to make himself believe C G It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T. D7 GG7 No S E X but that's OK C G C At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P h d D7 G G7 that took his EX and ran off to L. A. G D7 She liked C. N. N. made fun of his T. N. N. G Always called it E. I. E. I. O. D7 Now their love is R. I. P. but at least he's F R E E GG7 And he ain't cryin' on his P I L L O C G It ain't no B. F. D., he's got his C. M. T. D7 GG7 No S E X but that's OK C G C At least he ain't no S. O. B. like that P h d D7 G G that took his EX and ran off to L. A. C G One night he ordered pizza for some R & R with the N. F. L. A D Am D7 When a delivery girl named Lisa stole his heart when she rang his bell. C G Now they're in L U V and it's X T C D7 GG7 No S E X (yet) but that's A OK C G C He feels just like a V. I. P. with all of her T. L. C. D7 G A. S. A. P. she'll be his fiancee D7 G G7 And that's a B. F. D. in a real good way.