EBA/E G It's still so dark because it's C/G G Still so early and the C/G G D Cadd9 Chipper little girly at the front desk doesn't mind at all G These phony living rooms and C/G G Fake plants are killing me C/G G D G D This bad coffee's filling me with equal parts joy and rage Cadd9 D Put my makeup on and crack in half Em I choke back a laugh D D#dim Find the camera with the red light Chorus E B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson B/E A/E E The lights come on and so I smile wide and say B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson E B/E D G I throw to you before I throw the rest away G When I was coming up I C/G G Got the donuts which means C/G G D Cadd9 I got the donuts that I wanted G There was no young punk C/G G To steal my jelly glaze C/G G D G D And I am still sort of amazed that you can be born in the nineties Cadd9 D When I don't like what they talk about Em I take the earpiece out D D#dim But they just cue me through the window Chorus E B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson B/E A/E E The lights come on and so I smile wide and say B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson E B/E A/E I throw to you before I throw the rest away Bridge G#9 C#/G# G#9 C#/G# While they do the weather I pretend I'm writing something E9 A/E(2)E9 A/E(2) But I'm really far away, Really far away G#9 C#/G# G#9 C#/G# I keep my smile warm in case they turn the camera on E9 A/E(2) E9 A/E 'Cause now I have something to say, I have something to say G The camera's melting but I C/G G Just keep going, it's been a C/G G D Cadd9 Pleasure knowing you I wish you all the best of luck G When the prompter dies I'm C/G G Comfortable winging it I'm C/G G D G D Practically singing it, the song that tears the world apart Cadd9 D Through the smoke behind my parking space Em I see my giant face D D#dim On a billboard by the highway Chorus E B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson B/E A/E E The lights come on and so I smile wide and say B/E A/E E Good morning Tucson E B/E D G I throw to you before I throw the rest away