FROM THE ALBUM SMOKING MONKEY TRANSCRIBED BY DOGMAN (HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DOGBISCUIT) intro: G C (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D string) G I woke up this morning C G I had a scone and a large house blend C Cmaj7 Am C D And then a little conver-sation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends G I said I?m sick and tired of winter C G And I wish that it was spring C Cmaj7 Am And then a little fellow named Robin Redbreast C D EbDim (xx1212) Began to sing And he sang Em Am Ooh ooh child, what?d you think the cold winter?s gonna last forever Em C D Ooh ooh child, now?s the time for all the people to get together C9 (x32333) Outside (chorus) G Cause it?s the first of May, first of May C G Outdoor fucking starts today D So bring your favorite lady C C/B C/A G G7 (x23033) Or at least your favorite lay C G The water?s not cold baby dip in your big toe D G Maybe I?ll see you in flagrante delicto C C Grass below you, sky above Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. C fucking outside G I thanked him for the information C G I cried a little when he flew away C Cmaj7 Am I watched an episode of The People?s Court C D And I tried to plan my day G I called up my old lady C G She wasn?t home so I called my girl C Cmaj7 Am I asked her if she?d like to join me as I C D EbDim (xx1212) Entertain the world And I said Em Am Ooh ooh child, I?ll bring a blanket and I promise I will brush the ants off Em C Ooh ooh child, you?re gonna like it when we?re taking each other?s D pants off C9 (x32333) Outside (repeat chorus) G So we went to the park together C G We were walking in the midday sun C Cmaj7 Am C We met all kinds of people and we D We fucked everyone G We fucked a lady who sells ice cream C G We fucked a man with a tan Shar Pei C Cmaj7 Am C Everyone who needed fucking well they D EbDim (xx1212) They got fucked today So come on Em Am Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your heart, feel-the-spirit moving through you Em C D Ooh ooh child, you?ll feel the warmth of the love when I stick it to you C9 (x32333) Outside (repeat chorus) Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. G C/G G C/G C Cm G fucking outside, fucking outside, fucking outsi-i-i-i-i-ide