Cheerfully stolen from: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/wiki/index.php/Chiron_Beta_Prime/Tabs Fear not, though! It falls under the Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial 3.0 Unported license! Yay! Yay? Yes, yay! As long as credit is given and this is not used for commercial purposes, you can use it. Which I did. Hurray. Original transcription by Geordie Keitt, revised by Suuuupaadave. Intro: |A |Aaug||A |Aaug| Verse 1 A D E This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons A D E You may recall we had some trouble last year A D E The robot council had us banished to an asteroid A D E That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer. Pre-chorus 1 F#m/C# Faug/C# A/C# B7 And we know it's almost Christmas by the marks we make on the wall. E E/F# E7/G# That's our favorite time of year. Chorus A Aaug F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 Dmaj7 F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/j/jonathan_coulton/chiron_beta_prime_crd.html ) Verse 2 A D E On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, A D E Who watches over us with glowing red eyes. A D E They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good. A D E Not everybody's good but everyone tries. Pre-chorus 2 F#m/C# Faug/C# A/C# B7 And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow. E E/F# E7/G# It's like a Winter Wonderland. Chorus A Aaug F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 Dmaj7 F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. Verse 3 A D E That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. A D E We really hope you'll come and visit us soon. A D E I mean we're literally begging you to visit us. A D E And make it quick before they (MESSAGE REDACTED). Pre-chorus 3 F#m/C# Faug/C# A/C# B7 Now it's time for Christmas dinner - I think the robots sent us a pie! E E/F# E7/G# You know I love my soylent green. Chorus A Aaug F#m/A Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, A7 Dmaj7 F#m Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. B7 E Did I say overlords? I meant protectors. D Dm6 Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime.