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Chords
E/A x02100
Amaj7 x02120
Em 022000
D xx0232
G 3x0033
G/F xx3033
G/E xx2033
G/Eb xx1033
Cadd9 x32033
G/B x20033
Asus4 x02230
C#m7b5 x4545x
Cm x35443
C x32010
Am x02210
Bb x1333x
C(alt) x3555x
Intro |E/A Amaj7|E/A Amaj7|
Verse 1
E/AEm
All alone by the table of food
DGD
in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie
E/AEm
Only thinking of something to say
DGD
in the moment after the girl goes by
GG/FG/EG/Eb
Everyone else is having fun or else pretending to
GG/FG/G/Eb
I eat another crudite
Chorus
Cadd9G/B
I quit, I'm done
Asus4D
'cause I don't think it's gonna turn out OK
Cadd9G/B
It's no fair and it's no fun
Asus4D
If every time it's gonna end the same way:
C#m7b5 CmG
Me: zero, Big bad world: one
Verse 2
E/AEm
At the office we're all having cake
DGD
'cause it's someone's birthday I don't know who
E/AEm
Get my plate and I'm scanning the room
DGD
and the only seat is right next to you
GG/FG/EG/Eb
I get the nod, the tiny smile that doesn't come with teeth
GG/FG/G/Eb
Maybe you don't know who I am
Chorus
Cadd9G/B
I quit, I'm done
Asus4D
'cause I don't think it's gonna turn out OK
Cadd9G/B
It's no fair and it's no fun
Asus4D
If every time it's gonna end the same way:
C#m7b5 CmG
Me: zero, Big bad world: one
Bridge
CG
Staying in-side lying in bed
AmEm
Noticing something that's not there
CG
Follow my heart, follow my head
Bb C(alt) E/A
I'll follow anything that might get me somewhere
Re-Intro: |E/A Amaj7|E/A Amaj7|
Verse 3
E/AEm
Catch her eye when she's pouring my coffee
DGD
and search my head for an opening line
E/AEm
But I see by the look on her face
DGD
if I keep my mouth shut I'll save some time
GG/FG/EG/Eb
What if the best that I can be just isn't good enough?
GG/FG/EG/Eb
Isn't it better not to know?
Chorus
Cadd9G/B
I quit, I'm done
Asus4D
'cause I don't think it's gonna turn out OK
Cadd9G/B
It's no fair and it's no fun
Asus4D
If every time it's gonna end the same way:
C#m7b5 Cm
Me: zero, Big bad world: one