Jon Lajoie : Alone In The Universe (Chords) I?ve searched the chords for this song on Google but couldn?t find them anywhere, so I to figure them out on my own and upload my first chords ever. Hope you like the song as as I do. ? Dan Dee _Intro:_ E E5 A5 E5 A5 E5? _Verse:_ E A Floating in space at the edge of time E A In a universe that we can?t define E A Billions of stars in the endless night E A Tryin to find purpose for our lives E A Yet we still take the time (still take the time) E A ? A5? Yes, we always take the time? _Chorus:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh? E5 A5 To milk the snake E5 A5 Girls do the taco handshake E5 A5 E5 E5 I?m gonna hold my sausage hostage? tonight. _Verse 2:_ E A Whether you?re English, French, Japanese, or German E A Whether you?re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman E A We all take matters into our own hands E A With the five finger army we invade our pants E A We?d all be doing time (yes we?d all be doing time) E A ? A5 If it was a crime? _Chorus 2:_ n/c E5 A5 E5 A5 To masturbate? ah-ooh-ohh? E5 A5 To pull the handbrake E5A5 To play vagina DJ E5 A5 She?s gonna play cuntry on the clitar? tonight _Bridge:_ E A E B (x2) _Final Verse:_ E5 A5 E5 B5 He burps his baby, she?s putting on a puppet show E5 A5 E5 B5 Our gentitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo E5 A5 E5 B5 He chokes his chicken, she tickles her cameltoe (2 hours later) E5 A5 E5 B5 Our genitals are Juliet, our hands are Romeo A B E I?m gonna play ball on team Penis? tonight