Friend, Lover, Wife By Johnny Paycheck Cm7 - X35343 F-131211 Spoken: Cm7 F7 Let me tell you about a woman I know (Sung) Cm7 F7 She don't drink, she don't smoke Cm7 F7 She can't stand a dirty joke Cm7 F7 She don't hang out till the morning light Cm7 F7 She don't have to get high, Lord, to get right Cm7 F7 Cm7 She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife But I'll take a drink Lord, and I'll have a smoke And I've told some downright dirty jokes I've been know to get high, tryin' to get right But that's just me, son, that's just me Chorus 1: C Am7 C Well if you don't know my woman, you might think she's square Am7 C But you oughta see that woman when she let's down her hair Am7 F7 She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life Cm7 F7 Cm7 She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife I wear jeans, and she wears silk I like beer and she likes milk She can be soft like the summer rain But lock them doors at night, she's a hurricane She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife Chorus 2: Lord it's still a mystery, what she sees in me She said 'long as I want her, she'll never set me free She's the damndest thing that ever walked into my life She's a friend, she's a lover, she's my wife