"sh*thouse Blues"
Chords: Maniac1075
12 Bar Blues
(Chorus)
G
Ahhh
C
Ah, hey bob a re bob
G
Ah, hey bob a re bob
DCGD
Ah, I got them sh*thouse blues
F
ahh
FG
Your mamas in jail,
FG
Your papas on bail,
FG
Your sisters on the corner
G
yellin' pussy for sale
NOTE: Whenever John plays this, he will ask the audience for names,
and make up verses about them. Return to the chorus after each verse.
(Classic versus)
I know a girl
Her name is Lisa
You can f**k her now
and charge it on Visa
I know a dago
his name is Guido
his dicks so small
he can f**k a mosquito
I know a girl
her name is Lori
Her cunts so big
it's got a second story
I know a bouncer
his name is Louie
the front of his pants
is always Gooey
I know a lawyer
his name is Frank
He's so full of sh*t
he needs a septic tank
See that boyscout
turning green
someone p**sed
in his canteen