NOTES - Took a while to get this all down. A few odd chords but here we are. It all sounds very accurate. - Chord finger positions below. Two slightly different ways to play Dmaj7 and D7. Take your pick. To keep it simple, play it the first way :) - Enjoy! Corrections, comments and ratings warmly welcome! TUNED DOWN HALF A STEP CHORDS D xx0232 Dmaj7 xx0222 / x4x222 D7 xx0212 / x3x212 G355433 Gm355333 E 022100 A x02220 Bbm x13321 Bm x24432 D Dmaj7 I wish that I could get up in the early morning time, D7 G And things would fall out of the sky into my lap, Gm D I wish I had the brain of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, E A So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap. D Dmaj7 I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown, D7 G While at the beach relaxing in the summer time, Gm D I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse, E A Bbm Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess. Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D Dmaj7 On a silver platter, like they did to you. Bm E I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become, A D Dmaj7 The man you think I should aspire to. Small instrumental - Bm D E A D Dmaj7 I wish I had the genes of Edwardo Verastegui, D7 G That I was effortlessly masculine as well, Gm D I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes, E A Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys. D Dmaj7 I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know, D7 G Who float right through their lives without a thought. Gm D Or that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me, E A Bbm That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored. Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D Dmaj7 On a silver platter, like they did to you. Bm E I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become, A D Dmaj7 The man you think I should aspire to. Instrumental - (Repeat chords from chorus) Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D Dmaj7 On a silver platter, like they did to you. Bm E I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become, A D Dmaj7 The man you think I should aspire to. Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D Dmaj7 On a silver platter, like they did to you. Bm E I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become, A D Dmaj7 The man you think I should aspire to. Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D Dmaj7 On a silver platter, like they did to you. Bm E I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become, A D Dmaj7 The man you think I should aspire to. Bm E I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me, A D On a silver platter, like they did to you. Was that my other one?