Intro EADGEABm Verse Em A You people and your cute little terms you like to throw around and make everybody squirm D G Upper class, middle class, lower class, Sassafras. Everybody these days thinks that they're a bad-ass Em A And how am I supposed to live in a world with no Madeline Kahn my favourite girl is gone D G Em A And Bonnie Doos is now an auto zone, 31 is trash and now I just want to be left alone. (Ahhhhh) Chorus Dm Gm C Global warming is ruining my fair complexion, F Bb Augmenting all my imperfections Db#9 A D And Brazil does not need more encouragement Dm Gm C Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes F Bb To leave their homes with guns and knives Db#9 A D In search of quality refreshments and some homicide Verse Em I'm so sick of hearing people talk about the sun, A They sound like a bunch of Aztec Indians D G And all they do is hang out clogging up the streets, Em Congratulating each other on their pedicured feet A Sure I like to see the fella's skateboard in their Vans, D Stripped down to their shorts so they can work on their tans G I know I shouldn't care cause I'm a taken man Em Asus4 A Asus2 But I guess you can look, nobody said that you can't. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) Instrumental DGCFBDAD9 DGCFBDAD9 Chorus Dm Gm C Global warming is ruining my fair complexion, F Bb Augmenting all my imperfections Db#9 A D And Brazil does not need more encouragement Dm Gm C Global warming encourages slack jawed troglodytes F Bb To leave their homes with guns and knives Db#9 A D In search of quality refreshments and some homicide Outro Em A D G Em A Bm All I've got are first world problems, I guess I better get some more third world kind. (Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh)