Title: Mega Bottle Ride Artist: Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros Tabbed By: Chris N. It might take a bit to get the rhythm right but the chords are right. G C I took a tram into the fourth dimension G C Cos I had the blues, the blues of throwing it all away G C Just gimme a Tequila, I'll slam it the 4-D way A C And when I got there you know it had certain similarities G C Like no smoking anywhere G C And hiding in the khazi to avoid paying the fare G C 4-D Tequila anyone A C And dont think we didn't dance to records by the Fifth Dimension G C G C In the discosphere like Kublai Khan, Kublai Khan A C And it was pretty goddam hazardous G C G Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on the Illminster by-pass C G C Out on the Illminster by-pass, out on the Illminster by-pass A Aqua-planing to the theme park C G G We took a ride called the Banchoff-Klein mega bottle ride C G Well, how we spewed inside, back and forth A C G C C In time, mathmatics and pride, inside G C We've gone Balkan we've gone Balkan anyway A C It absolutely had to happen to someone today G C Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away G C Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way G C Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today A C It absolutely had to happen to someone today G C Yeah, there's no smoking anywhere - throw it all away G C Yeah, we've gone Balkan anyway - you can get rid of the blues this way G C Yeah, that's how we fix the blues today - throw it all away G C G And its time to be doing something good