D G A X 4 Let me tell ya now D G A D He sips, He quips, dreams a lot about sailing ships G D A D D Wants to throw it all away, wants to have it back one day D G A D Love's fool, Sear's tool, wants to win that football pool G D A D D spend it on some real good grass, disappear in oh so fast Chorus Bm F#m G D Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation Bm F#m E A A free and easy, warm and breezy, overnight sensation D G A D I got house pets, leer jets, tryin to learn about basinettes G D A D D oh Miss Piggy, dance with me, let me take you to the sea D G A D Dreamsicle, big Dill pickle, high school honeys sure were fickle G D A D D I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabam Intro X 3 then just D into chorus Chorus Bm F#m G D Tell my story pain and glory, guess my occupation Bm F#m E A A free and easy, warm and breezy, overnight sensation Let me tell ya now D G A D He sips He quips dreams a lot about sailing ships G D A D I'll be damned country ham takes me back to Alabam G D A G D I'll be damned country ham, takes me back to Alabama