#ROLLER DERBY QUEEN #Words and music by Jim Croce E7 Gonna tell you a story you won't believe A7 But I fell in love last Friday evening B7 A7 E7 With a girl I saw on a bar room TV screen E7 Well I was just gettin' ready to get my hat A7 When she caught my eye and I put it back B7 A7 E7 And ordered myself a couple o' more shots and beers CHORUS: G7 A7 E7 The night that I fell in love with a roller derby queen (Round and round, oh round and round) G7 A7 B7 Meanest hunk o' woman that anybody ever seen Down in the arena E7 She was five-foot-six and two-fifteen A7 A bleached-blonde mama with a streak of mean B7 She knew how to knuckle A7 E7 And she knew how to scuffle and fight The roller derby program said A7 That she was built like a 'frigerator with a head B7 Her fans call her Tuffy A7 E7 But all her buddies call her Spike (CHORUS) BRIDGE: E7 Round and round, go round and round A7 Round and round, go round and round BAE7 Well I could not help but to fall in love With this heavy-duty woman I've been speakin' of Things were kind of bad until the day she skated into my life Well she might be nasty, and she might be fat But I never met a person who would tell her that She's my big blonde bomber, my heavy-handed Hackensack mama (CHORUS) (BRIDGE)