By Jill Sobule
Capo on 2nd Fret
GBm
I could slip, I could fall
EmG
In that mean and awful hall
CG
With the other jealous bitches
CD
And the bitter grumbling men
(chords same as above)
I could sneer, I could glare
Say that life is so unfair
And the one who made it,
made it `Cuz her breasts were really big
Chorus:
EmBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
EmBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
EmBmD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
GBm
I could bitch, I could moan
EmG
Say I want to be left alone
CG
But that's not really true,
CD
Because I like my time with you
(chords same as above)
Till you rant and you rave
Wishing fat folks to their grave
But I feel sorry for them
You say they get what they deserve
Chorus:
Chorus:
EmBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
EmBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
EmBmD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
EmBm
I don't wanna get jaded
EmBm
Petrified and weighted
EmBD
I don't wanna get bitter like you
EmBmEm
Like you, with the darts in your eyes
EmBmEm
Like you, with disdain for mankind
EmBmD
I was charmed, now I wonder
Well I don't wanna get bitter
I don't wanna turn cruel
I don't wanna get old before I have to
GBm
So I'll smile with the rest
EmBm
I'll wish everyone the best
CG
And know the one who made it,
CD
Made it cuz she was actually pretty good
EmBm
Well I don't wanna get bitter
EmBm
I don't wanna turn cruel
EmBmD
I don't wanna get old before I have to
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