The fine art of self destruction My first tab so please go easy, any suggestions greatfully recieved. Standard tuning: E B G D A E Capo on 3rd fret Bass intro EGEm Em G Em Em Em The Harlem mammas they are laughing They call me punk rock think they're cute The pizza boys they keep on starin' I guess they finally made it off their stoop Em G I don't even know and I don't even care x3 C Oh yeah G C Since I've been hanging round G C Machines go up and down G C D Spray paint gospel on the beat G C Another billboard reads G C Come to Miami Beach G C D A man sells pretzels in the heat Riding on the subway EGEm Saints and sinners sweepstakes winners Nine to five their smoking gun Jazzman Jimmy's busked a million Sometimes plays Duke Ellington for fun I don't even know and I don't even care x3 Oh yeah I've been hanging round In the underground One day I saw you in your seat Past the transit cops A three-card monty box If I only had the guts to speak Riding on the subway C Mother told me yesterday G D The things that God would never say before C G D We'll hang around the radio and listen to the status quo go on I'm all right until Sunday night when I keep going down Took the local round A soul confession in my sleep Ain't no wishing well Underneath the El I still hope someday we might meet Riding on the subway