D If I look like a mean old man that's what I am A If I look like a mean old man that's what I am D D7 G If I look like a mean old man who'd get you any way he can D A D Break your heart and kiss your hand that's what I am D If I look like a good old friend that's what I am A If I look like a good old friend that's what I am D D7 G If I look like a good old friend who's good at bending with the wind D A D To be your friend right to the end that's what I am D If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am A If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am D D7 G If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall D A D Who'd rather fight you back than crawl that's what I am D If I look like your Uncle Bob that's what I am A If I look like your Uncle Bob that's what I am D D7 G If I look like your Uncle Bob who likes to slap you on the back and rock you D A D While he can still do the job that's what I am D If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am A If I look like a voodoo doll that's what I am D D7 G If I look like a voodoo doll who takes his licking standing tall D A D Who'd rather fight you back than crawl that's what I am