Capo 5th Fret ECDEGCDG G C I know I may not look like much D Em Guess the years have been a little rough C I'm not worried, no, I've got it planned D G I wanna be your one night stand G C We'll check in to a dive motel D Em The carpet's worn and the curtains smell C TV's old, wallpaper bland D G I wanna be your one night stand Em C G D Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine Em C* Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign G C You don't have to meet my folks D Em I won't bore you with my stupid jokes C Just a guy with a minivan D G I wanna be your one night stand Em C G D Oh, we'll get drunk on a box of wine Em C* Oh, making love underneath the vacancy sign G C So, let's leave the kids at home D Em You wear that blouse, I'll wear cheap cologne C Throw away our wedding bands D G I wanna be your one night stand