Intro: Dm - C
CG
Crazy Miranda
AmGDmCAm
lives on propaganda she believes anything she reads
DmG
it could be one side or the other
AmG
Free Press or Time Life covers
DmCAm
she follows newsprint anywhere it leads
Dm
but still she can't seem to read and nobody
BbFEm
knows nobody knows what she needs
(Dm - C - Bb)x3
Dm -Dm
it could be love
((Dm - C - Bb)x3 Dm - C - Dm)x3 Dm - C
CG
All the pretty ladies textbooks
AmG
tell her how to have the next look
DmCAm
The Bible tells her stay as plain as you are
CG
she wants all the pretty boys beside her
AmG
to write some pretty words to guide her
DmCAm
to tell her than they love her body as well as her mind
DmBb
she wants some kind of sign--a sign of love
FEm
oh never mind--she's not your kind.
Note: If you're going to play it on piano as the song is played add 9th note
for G and F while going up.