Released: June 2003 Jeff Bates - My inlaws are outlaws Intro - G - D - A - D (verse 1) D My inlaws are outlaws, so I stay on my toes, A G D Cause anything could happen, anything could go, D I have to lock up my old tool box, Cadd9 G And hide all my fishin gear, D Cause my inlaws are outlaws, A D If they ain't wanted here, (chorus) A She may not be like Bonnie, G D And he ain't exactly Clyde, E They don't carry Tommy Guns, A A-B-C#-D--walk) But tote big pocket knives, D I don't turn my back for nothin, G E No there's nothin for me to fear, G D My inlaws are outlaws, A D But they ain't wanted here, (verse 2) I call 'em mom and dad, and they both call me son, I'd like to call 'em lots of things, But I just bite my tongue, We say we love each other, But Lord knows we ain't sincere, Cause my inlaws are outlaws, But they ain't wanted here, (chorus) A Cause he drinks all my whiskey, G D And she drinks all the wine, E They tell us how to raise our kids, A A-B-C#-D--walk> While there's are doin time, D They've worn out their welcome, G E In my favorite easy chair, G D My inlaws are outlaws, A D But they ain't wanted here, D Yea I bet no one would miss 'em, G E If they just happen to disappear, G D My inlaws are outlaws, A D -A-B-C#-walk> But they ain't wanted here, G D Yea, my inlaws are outlaws, A D But they ain't wanted here,