Intro: ADAEA Verse One: A Let me tell you 'bout my alma mater, well I got educated by a rich man's daughter D A I didn't have to read a single book, one lesson is all it took E D n/c E A My diploma reads "First Class Fool", I graduated from Heartbreak School A They don't teach science they don't teach math, our love is history is your only class D A You do your homework every lonely night; study memories 'til the morning light E D n/c E A Forget about her is the golden rule, that's what they teach you in Heartbreak School Chorus: D A E A You don't get recess you don't get lunch, you don't get vacation when the summertime comes D A E A You don't get in 'cause they think your smart, you pay tuition with your broken heart Verse Two: A I learned to cry and I learned to moan, I learned I hate to spend my nights alone D A I studied hard on how do I forget you then I wrote a speech on wish I'd never met you E D n/c E A I got accepted to who needs U, I was the valedictorian at Heartbreak school (instru like half verse) Chorus: D n/c A n/c E A You don't get recess you don't get lunch, you don't get vacation when the summertime comes D n/c A n/c E A You don't get in 'cause they think your smart, you pay tuition with your broken heart Verse Three: A So come enroll if you've been mistreated, get extra credit if your baby cheated D A All you need are tears and misery to start working toward your Ph. D E D n/c E A Everybody past the age of two gets educated at Heartbreak School E D n/c E A If you're in love with someone who don't love you well you're an honor student at Heartbreak School E D n/c E A You'll never find yourself a love that's true until you've graduated from Heartbreak School ADAEA