hey, didnt take me too long to figure this out so you all should find this easy. although it takes a while to get used to singing and playing at the same time, especially the chorus. :D Verse 1 E Up on the Fifth Floor Harvey Nics B C# Down to Claridges B And Trader Vics A B Mai Tai baby or a Singapore Sling E B A Get your cards behind the bar and get the cocktails in E Follow me to the Match Bar For Whiskey Sour B C# Down to the Sanderson B For happy hour A B Margaritas or the Pink Champagne E B A We've all gone to Blakes cos it's cocktail night again F# B A social evening with a touch of class sweet woman Chorus: F# Ec[AE Cock ock] F# E A E Cock cock cock cocktails F# Ec[AE Cock ock] F# E A E Cock cock cock cocktails Verse 2: E Honey I've got the van So let's go to Cannes B C# We could do Manhattens B At the Juan Lapin A B Carlton Casino and the Nova Hilton Bar E B A Drive out to the Cap where the cocktails are F# B All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman Repeat chorus: cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails Solo: Chorus chords/riff thing (figuring the solo out at the moment.) F# B All your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman F# B And if you want to go off-piste, well all you've to do is ask Final Chorus: cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails cock Cock Cock cock cock cocktails thats about it, cheers.