ON TAP, IN THE CAN, OR IN THE BOTTLE by Hank Thompson, (Died 2007 at age 82) (1968) G D On tap, in the can or in the bottle C D G To me it will all taste the same D Down the hatch, cross my throat, open throttle C D G My heart is pumping sorrow through me vanes C D G I could drink to the times when I was happy D But here's a toast to my misery G D On tap, in the can or in the bottle C D G Oh bartender bring it to me D On tap, in the can or in the bottle C D G I wonder who's kissing her now D My life I'll have to remodel C D G And learn to life without her somehow C D There's no place to go and hide myself C G D The only sanctuary I seek G D Is on tap, in the can or in the bottle C D G Oh bartender bring it to me C D There's no place to go and hide myself C G D The only sanctuary I seek G D Is on tap, in the can or in the bottle C D G Oh bartender bring it to me