COD LIVER OIL AND ORANGE JUICE As sung by Hamish Imlach Put together by D Chisholm Capo on 3rd 1 = an approximation. If you're looking for a lumber (or a "bag-off"), you're out for the night hoping to hook up with a member off the opposite sex with a view to having a (often temporary) sexual liaison. 2 = dunny: a passage or basement in a tenement building. 3 = cludgie: an outside toilet in a tenement building EM.EM6,C G B7 AEAEM 1) EM C G EM Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man, C C G Ohhoohh, all the way from Brigton EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. 2) EM C G EM Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic, C C G Ohhoohh, VP and cider, EM EM G Aahhahh, what a hell of a mixture, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. ?Sex rears its ugly head now!" 3) EM C G EM Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae C C G Ohhoohh, I'm lookin' for a lumber, EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..." 4) EM C G EM In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary, C C G Ohhohh, the flo(w)er o' the Gorbels, EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. Spoken: "He chats her up.." 5) EM C G EM "Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?" C C G "Oh, no, it's jest the way I'm standin'" EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Rebuffed!" 6) EM C G EM "Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million", C C G "Ohhohh, so's yer chances!" EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Rebuffed again!" 7) EM C G EM "Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame? C C G Ohhoohh, I've got a pair of sandshoes EM EM G Aahhaahh," yer hell of a funny..." G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e knocks 'er off!..." 8) EM C G EM Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny, C C G Ohhoohh, it wasnae for the first time, EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. 9) EM C G EM Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie C C G Ohhoohh, I half-buggered off Sharpish EM EM G Ahhahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice.   10) EM C G EM Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man C C G Ohhoohh, he's joined the Foreign Legion EM EM G Aahhaahh, Sahara under a camel G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice 11) EM C G EM Then Hairy Mary had a little baby, C C G Ohhoohh, his father's in the army, EM EM G Aahhaahh, glory hallelujah, G B7 EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish' Em version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between and A A . Mr. Imlach only needs one but I cannae talk that fast... http://www.myspace.com/lookinforalumber http://www.theballadeers.com/scots/hi_01.htm