G F C F Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block G F D D7 Do you wash plates down the WI? G F C F Went down town, down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor G F D D7 Had no qualms but I complained anyway. G D 'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist Information G I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe D Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite G Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns. D D7 G We must do brunch sometime, that place by Pineapple D Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les G F It's the cohorts from the dance class D (instr G D G D G) And they haven't paid their domino fees. D D7 G How many of yous lot know that song by Blackfoot Sue D "I'm Standing In The Road" G F D Was penned by the burly physio of non-league Farnborough Tow-w-w-w-n? G D Big cheese down at the Tourist Information G Come forth with your queries and I'll wade out for miles. D Never trust a Crown Green bowler under thirty G The future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs. D Ah dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite G Face paint, Left Banke, Kenneth, Emma, R A D A, Rainer Werner, GFCD Cokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads.