(intro A D E A, A D E A D E A Found a nice little cove where nobody else goes D Took a trip 'round the Caves of Drach E And said 'It's good to explore the more cultural aspects'. A D E A Hedley Verityesque, she passed into folklore D Trod on the lines in the pavement E And said 'There's no room for enigmas in built-up areas'. C Am Sweats who think they're hard, sweats who think they're hard C Am My head no end do in, head no end do in Dm Am Dm Am Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane Dm E Come re-live my paper round with me. A D E A And I don't see any more, I don't see any more pent up Alsatians D They used to wait by the door E And say 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'. A D E A And I don't want any more, I don't want any more stark German film noirs D And I could well do without E Am The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters. Dm Am Dm Am You were in my hall, now you're on my wall Dm E A D E A, D E Peter Sarstedt, Mister Irony - get in the hole. C Am In some warm lagoon, in some warm lagoon C Am I'll be with Ayshea soon, be with Ayshea soon Dm Am Dm Am Brakes fail in the rain down memory lane Dm E Come re-live my paper round with me. A D E A And I don't see any more, I don't see any more big mad Alsatians D They used to wait by the door E And sing 'It's nice to know you're here, it's nice to know you're here'. A D E A And I don't need any more, I don't need any more stark German film noirs D And I could well do without E The handclapping sequence at the end of Blockbusters When all of the audience try to convince themselves That what they're doing is silly but acceptable E7 A And the only thing I can say is 'Oh Kip Keino'.