(intro C F C G7 C) C F The car that's parked on a pavement narked C G7 C Pedestrians and children with chalk F Their games, their shapes, their capers, their japes C G7 C Destroyed by a thoughtless shitehawk. F C G And yea though I walk in the road to get past, I'm not in the least afraid C F For soon I shall fly to the sweet by and by C G7 C Away from a world without shade. F C G7 C A streaker streaks and a nation shrugs at a saucer-like disc in the sky C F A stag weekend is a poor weekend C G7 C If the army is not on standby. F Pub grub, pub games, pub bands, pub names C G The Pit Bull that's great with kids C F If Chelsea, Chantelle and Jordan should gel C G7 C My fears would be laid to my skids. F C G7 C The maverick cops with their average flasks and boring unorthodox ways C F The previous life as a Pharaoh's wife C G7 C Is mightily irksome these days. F C G The Lady In Red hides under the bed from a husband who quotes Chubby Brown C F It's cold and it's wet and the knell of regret C G7 C Is pealing throughout every town G7 C Is pealing throughout every town.