(intro F C x6) F C I fell asleep amongst the boulders strewn between F C Glyder Fach and Glyder Fawr and I saw in a dream F C Your charmless associates in a stretch limousine F C They were plunging headlong into a ravine Bb C F And your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Bb C C Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing. F C Came the behemoth, seven score and nine F C To rescue all the children from their parents on the line F C And they took them to a crash site, unfurled a ball of twine F C And tied a bunch of flowers around the speed limit sign F C No more the Multiplex stood in its stead F C Pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled F C And outside "The Gielgud" a neon sign read: F C "Equus On The Buses" starring Mr Ed Bb C F And your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Bb C (F C x10) Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing. F C And a plague fell upon the Retail Park F C And a storm broke over Henman Hill F C And the christening party arsehole who hitherto had blurred F C My conception of man as nature's final word F C Was fleeing from the lava, his SatNav pleading thus: F C "I'm not from round here mate, you should've got the bus" F C Enter then a real rat pack, millions pouring in F C And Ezekiel punched Dan Brown and the knights are drawing in Bb C F And your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Your evening of swing had been cancelled Bb C F Bb C F Your evening of swing had been cancelled, your evening of swing.