D Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more G C G And I'll more than likely kill you D G Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael Moorcock you fervently moan D Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat G C G Or are you just pleased to see me? D G Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium. A D And all those people who you romantically A D Like to still believe are alive are dead A D So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair A D As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall. D God I could murder a Cadbury's Flake G C G But then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven D G Or maybe you would 'cos their adverts promote oral sex D G C G A Romany bint in a field with her paints suggesting we faint at her beauty D G But she's got Dickie Davies eyes. A D And all those people who you romantically A D Like to still believe are alive are dead A D So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair A D As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall. A D And all those people who you romantically A G D like to still believe are alive are dead A D So I'll wipe my snot on the arm of your chair A D As you put another Roger Dean poster on the wall.